a report by melly and update two.

See the picture above? Its my twinnie, shz. I believe she is having alien moodswings. Because she is being weird-er than ever. I told her to come online, and she said WHY? MISS ME EH? THEN BLOG ABOUT ME LAH. So here i am blogging about her. Maybe her alien moodswings will go away.

My report : Honestly i dont believe shz is human. If you look at her carefully, she has alien similarities. And i suspect she is wearing a wig. Cause her hair is actually GREEN. Like lime green. She eats many foods at school, but i dont think she enjoys them, theyre not as yummy as her alien food she has stashed in her kangaroo pouch. She has magical powers and can transform people into flowers. She brought a a flower to class the other day, i could swear i could hear the flower talking, it was saying : "HELP! HELP! shz turned me into a flower!" but i ignored the voice, cause i was afraid shz would turn me into a tulip. And she doesnt really take human transport to school, she has a halogram tht looks exactly like her tht takes the train. Shz really takes a unicorn to school and she parks it in the underground carpark. Even her unicorn has magical powers cause it can make itself invicible so that no one can see it. She has an antena you know? Its her specs! Shhh, dont tell anyone. Thats how she communicates with her alien alibis. One more thing, she has a special garden in her human house where she keeps all her flowers, or should i say all the people tht she turned into a flower. So, im just saying you guys should beware. Or she might turn you into one of her collection of flowers.

Dont tell her i told you.


Report by : Malyssa Malsa.

I MISS YOU.
(insert dancing banana)

She is like so sweeeet like sticky honeystick right? ha-ha. i am so retardly lame. i cannot help it and its so embarrassing, no? I am sorry especially to Frh, Ain, Shifa, Nana, Sabariah and also too Syuhadah, Mino, Melly, Wazir, Dayat and Nash. Nyhahahaha!

&& Dear Pores,
I know its hot here in singapore but dont open some more laah.
dont spread like H1N1.